Friday, August 18, 2006 Dumb Laws in Oklahoma
The title says it all.It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger No one may spit on a sidewalk. It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. . Tattoos are banned. Whaling is illegal. It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
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