Friday, August 18, 2006

Dumb Laws in Oklahoma

The title says it all.

  • It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
  • Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger
  • No one may spit on a sidewalk.
  • It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin.
  • Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
  • Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
  • Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
  • It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
  • Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
  • Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
  • Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
  • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television..
  • Tattoos are banned.
  • Whaling is illegal.
  • It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

  • I had no idea I was breaking the law. I won't tell you which ones, though!



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