Drama Queen (looking at the bowl of dog food): I wish I could eat one more piece of dog food before I die!*
The Hubster: She's different.
Karate Kid: What did you guys do to her?
*We found out a couple of years ago that Drama Queen used to get a handful of dog food and hide in her closet to eat it. She also used to drink the saline for my contacts. It's amazing the child is still alive considering there are probably tons of other things she's ingested that I don't know about yet.
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